Sunday, January 6, 2013

Bread Pudding … Ambrosia (Food of the Gods)

Yeah, I know … this stuff was invented to use up stale bread and was probably a staple of the truly poor. But I don’t care … I had never eaten it (that I remembered) when Mary introduced me to her unbelievably tasty Apple and fruit bread pudding. Really stunning …


Panasonic GX1 & sigma 19mm 2.8   3200iso  f/2.8  1/40

So today, after working my spherical appendages off removing snow yet once more from the driveway and walkway, I decided to bake up a bread pudding of my own. But I chose this recipe from AllRecipes.com … Chocolate Banana Bread Pudding!

And here it is …


Panasonic GH2 & Pentax 50mm 1.4  160iso  f/4 or f/5.6 (?)  6s (tripod, timer release)

It will only get better in the fridge, but already it is pretty much to die for Smile

Install a new Damper in your Ductwork

I have shown my new kitchen a few times, and I still have work to do to finish it Smile

But one thing has bugged me from the get-go, that being the imbalance in my HVAC system since the new ductwork was installed under these new cupboards. The two locations are near the sink (which is where the old patio door was) and near the original sink location under the second window. This is now the work area on the right side of the new stove location.

For reference, imagine yourself standing in my kitchen with the old sink location directly to your right, not shown in this image. You are facing the new sink location and there is a duct coming out from below the sink and to the right. This is visible in the following image.


F550EXR  100iso  f/3.5  1/60 +1/3ev

These ducts are simply holes in the floor that sit under the cabinets. I had planned for some sort of channel to carry the heat to the exit point, but that never happened for various reasons. So the heated and cooled air just blasts into the cabinetry and a lot of it stays there.

Thus, my house is really out of balance. In the winter, the top floor vents are shut (I use magnetic seals on the vents because I have no separate dampers for the upstairs, *sigh* … and the main floor vents are open, but so much of the heat is trapped in the kitchen and cabinets that the top floor is cold. This is really unusual, as we used to fight hard to keep the top floor from sweltering.

So my solution is to close the dampers going to the kitchen vents. It happens that there is a damper for the old patio door vent, and that helps a bit. But there is no damper for the second kitchen vent, because it had never been hooked up when the house was built, but now it has. Without a damper :-(

The 5” duct that was installed has this location right in the middle, a likely candidate for me to separate the pipes and install the damper.


F770EXR  3200iso(!)  f/5.8  1/60

This 1/2” sensor shoots acceptable snap shots at 3200 ISO for this sort of documentary purpose. This was processed in Lightroom 4 from the RAW file. I had to desaturate the blue and magenta colors that build in shadows with such tiny photo sites. The next images is shot from a different angle and uses 400iso, which has no blue channel issues. I used the JPEG because it was adequate.


f770exr  400iso  f/5.8  1/70

I will spare you the details on how I got these apart. It took hours of fooling around trying to peel the very sticky HVAC tape off the joints. I removed the screws that held it all together and tried working everything apart. But it turns out that this joint was installed before the final connections were made at each end so there was no issue getting it all to fit.

The middle pipe was about 3/4” too long for this to separate. So I did what any self-respecting handyman would do. I hacked the shti out of it.


f770exr  800iso  f/3.5  1/20

Aviation snips are your friend, I have found.

I forgot to photograph the actual part that I bought (DUH!) but I found a similar one on the internet. EDIT: I found the real one on the Home Depot Canada web site!

Home Depot sells these babies for $2.13. It is installed by drilling a hole in the side of the pipe a few inches from the end and inserting the damper into that hole. I inserted it from the outside first to make sure that it fit, and then I aligned it with the hole and pushed it into the pipe, which forced the bolt through the hole from the inside. I slipped the lever over the bolt and then gently applied the wing nut and tightened it all up. Works a treat.

It looks like this installed:


f770exr  800iso  f/3.5  1/4

The v-notch is probably meant to fit over the seam but that would not really work well when it was opened and frankly, the seam here is much bigger than the notch. So of course there will be rather a lot of air escaping past the damper even when it is closed. But that’s ok, I never wanted to completely shut off the air. Just create enough back pressure to redirect the air to other ducts that have no such restrictions.

Here is how it looks from the outside before I put the duct back together.


f770exr  200iso  f/3.5  1/30

And finally, I slipped it all back together and folded the strips I had snipped back down to provide some extra strength to the joint. I clipped the really sharp ends to avoid hurting the next person that dicks around with these ducts.


f770exr  250iso  f/3.5  1/30

I taped the joints (if you have not taped your HVAC ducts in the basement, consider getting some of this silver tape – not cloth “duct” tape that is actually for anything except duct work :-) -- and closing the holes. You will be surprised at the improvement of air pressure if you have really leaky ducts.

And I chose to improve the suspension of the ducts with strapping. I keep this stuff around for this kind of work. It is incredibly handy to put things in their place. It will also prevent rattles of the duct against the plumbing it had perviously been sitting on.


f770exr  800iso  f/3.5  1/20

So … the job is easy, if a bit tedious. Home Depot has the parts and the tool list is small. Finger and thumb nails to remove the original tape. Aviation snips if you have to butcher the pipes as I did :-) … and the silver metal tape to seal it back up later. Strapping might help if the duct is weaker afterwards.

As for the photography, some might note that I used an inferior camera despite owning several m4/3 bodies. The thing about the F770EXR is that it fits in a pocket and that can make all the difference.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Power Failure in the Dead of Night -- GH2

This approximates how my street looked to my eyes when there was not a single light on anywhere for half an hour in the middle of the night.

I really like this and would like to see street lights suppressed for several hours every night. We would save a fortune and astronomers would benefit hugely … it is so unfortunate that there was cloud last night while this was going on …


panasonic gh2 & lumix x vario 14-42 PZ power ois  400iso  f/8  30s

The same image processed for visibility of features. Note that it was quite windy (and felt bitterly cold as a result) so the branches are clearly moving …

*sigh* … The Chrominator is still the Crashinator …

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Second leading cause of death for kids 1-24: Guns

Wow, I was unaware that gun deaths statistically lead every other cause except for injuries (non-gun) … a bit shocking when you think about it a bit …

From the New England Journal of Medicine article: http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMp1215606?query=TOC&&

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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Ticketmaster – A site optimized for the slow …

I am stunned. (Snickers in the audience again. :-)

I went to TicketMaster to look at tickets for Billy Elliot, which opens today. I would like to optimize my ticket purchase by looking at all the tickets that are available at once and then choosing. TicketMaster does not help you at all in that you must go into each specific date for a performance and check the tickets and then go into a new date.

Click ….. click …. click …. click …. click …. click … and on and on and on and on …

For every performance.

Of course, experienced users would know that this can be optimized so you don’t have to grow old while trying to buy something from a web site that exists to sell. I am, of course, talking about going to the main page for your venue and right clicking each “buy tickets” link and selecting “open in new tab”, which gives you the ability to compare the seating layout for all dates fairly easily and without all the usual pain. After all, much better to have each site load the site map selector so that you can immediately go there and see a visual of the layout of available tickets.

Not so … TicketMaster apparently protects the less knowledgeable (and no doubt in their minds they are protecting “Truth and Justice and the American Way™”) by shutting you down if you have the temerity to try to get the best possible seats across multiple dates. I opened each date in a tab and looked at the first tab, then clicked the second tab and got an error saying that the interactive map was having trouble.

Then I got this screen:

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And I got it again after closing the browser and opening a new one.

I’m thinking … you have got to be fckungi kidding me …. they actually kick you off the site for using it wisely?

I thought I had seen everything. But apparently stupid runs deep in some development organizations. Since they are likely blocking me by IP address, why not implement something really intelligent like running a timer to check at 2 second intervals to see if enough of the slow people have had their requests serviced? Why not allow me to have slightly slower access (as stupid as that too is) instead of telling me that other people now have access to tickets but I do not?

Or how about this beauty: offer a “show me the best tickets across all or selected dates of this performance at this venue” … or an interactive map that allows you to select each date of a performance and quickly find the pair of tickets you might want. Instead of incessantly clicking around the site to get the seat maps …

This is what happens when incompetent people are given decision making powers in development organizations. You get incompetent software …